Shepard beats james’ pull-up record
NO BUT SERIOUSLY IS THIS A GONE HOME REFERENCE BECAUSE IT’S ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHEN I SAW CHRISTMAS DUCK
GOOD OL’ CHRISTMAS DUCK
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.